People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
all this website has are just shitty features and homosexuals i’ve had it
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.
But I keep cruising
Can’t stop, won’t stop moving