strongbritney2003:

if britney spears toxic didn’t affect your life in some way i don’t want to know you

(Source: americandreambarbie)

breebuttermark:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
flarne:

lorde of the flies

who fucking did this