HONESTLY THIS GIRL SHOULD GET AN OSCAR
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
The only proper response
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
I cannot get over this tweet
i came home from college and my cat is pissed
remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break
THIS IS SO CUTE.
I can feel the scolding